home safety hotline ~ elves
Sep. 20th, 2024 11:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
transcribe directly from new DLC , seasonal worker .
Description:this whole game is so , so good , and new entries do not disappoint .
Elves are humanoid creatures with pointed ears that often inhabit large scale social gatherings under the guise of being forgotten friends, family, or acquaintances. Homeowners who have made direct contact with Elves often report headaches, nausea, or light headedness.
Danger:
Elves are known to lower the immune response of humans they come into direct contact with, often leading to the contracting of a variety of illnesses, resulting in long term hazardous or fatal consequences.
Solution:
To prevent or minimise contact with Elves, it is advised homeowners do not interact with anyone they do not recognise at social functions, especially those claiming to have a history or personal connection with them. It is also advised to keep social functions to a minimum, or to closely supervise the attending parties to prevent unwanted intrusions.