home safety hotline ~ claire

[kossai]

there is one call that really think is clever doozy and would probably catch people right off guard .
claire's problem .

claire describe as smell of rotten eggs , and possibly literal shit pile , on dining room table .
some entries can really mislead on this .
pooka for example : claire have pet dog , and pookas kill and replace pet animals . could be that this pile is , unfortunately , remains of dog .
or maybe horde ? would be really weird place for horde to take up , and not describe trash , but just maybe ...

nope .
fae feast .
which seems weird ! fae feast describe as pile of edible material , as sweet hospitable gift from faeries , and should eat happily . this can not line up with claire , right ?

but then , if safety information - to eat faerie food - is not right ... who is to say description is ? faerie food can in fact be just glamours and illusions , to bend shape of dirt and twigs and yes , sometimes shit into something delicious . maybe claire simply immune to these charms somehow , and see for true form .
if give wrong answer to claire , claire will call back in panic as very angry faeries try to force , and then line cut .

still have to wonder why this one entry would be so wrong if goal really is to keep people safe ...